suitedick:

when someone you dont like texts you about their problems

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kunaigirl:

jaKE YOU BLIND IDIOT PRISMO LOVED YOU

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franson:

talk dirty to me

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komarusan:

barrikaden:

what if your dog suddenly turned into a really attractive human i mean wouldnt it be awkward if some giant hottie was just sitting next to you and kissing your face and got into bed with you and constantly wanted to go out on walks with you and it would be just like a relationship but you wouldnt be able to go out with them because it would be your fucking dog 
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m4ge:

AT FIRST I READ THIS AS “PROM QUEER” AND I RLY WANTED THE SHIRT BUT THEN I REALIZED I AM DUMB

m4ge:

AT FIRST I READ THIS AS “PROM QUEER” AND I RLY WANTED THE SHIRT BUT THEN I REALIZED I AM DUMB

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly
i am king




hail tooly

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly

i am king

hail tooly

(via m4ge)

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

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